26:Why do people like Crocs and a word to Northern VA drivers

1.
Dear NOVA drivers,

I know how you feel when you have to go the speed limit when driving in Richmond. I know how it's annoying when a car is going the EXACT speed as they should be going, thus making you arrive five seconds later than you would have. I know, because I'm a Northern VA driver, but see, you have to follow the rules here.

In NOVA, you must drive fast, or you will die. (If you haven't driven on 66, try it one day).

But while in Richmond, even if it's just for short time before you head on to a well paying - yet useless job, please don't try to hit me, or be an ass near my car. It costs too much to fix. And I know you have the money to fix it.

ps - to the new students, a red light, or a orange hand means stop - not let's see how fast I can run across the street before I get hit.

2. Crocs?

I have a friend at the Adcenter. He's smart and funny and is just gosh darn nice. But he keeps wearing funny shoes. These plasticky shoes that look like he's about to dance a Holland dance. There are many others that fit this bill as well. They wear a thing called Crocs. They seem to be the ugliest things, but yet many wear them. Please tell me if you like Crocs, as I'd like to know more about this culture. Convince me why these are awesome shoes :)